SH*T Bag - Stable Genius - Premium Pet Waste Bags x Smolotov

These bags are thick, leak-proof, and large enough for any breed. Designed for responsible pet owners who care about democracy, quality, and sustainability, these pet waste bags help make the world a little less shitty.

We've taken the worst part of pet ownership and MADE IT GREAT AGAIN! SH*T Bag is a critique disguised as convenience; performance art carried in your pocket.

This product is not subtle. The brand name itself, a portmanteau of “small” and “molotov,” reflects a philosophy that small actions can create meaningful impact.

Our premium pet waste bags are made of PBAT + PLA + Cornstarch at a certified fair-trade and BSCI-compliant manufacturer in China to TÜV AUSTRIA’s OK HOME COMPOST standards. [but please do not put pet waste into your home compost pile, nor in your city's commercial compost!]

These pet waste bags are top quality, soft to the touch, and environmentally responsible. Created by two veteran designers who believe all dogs are natural anarchists, SH*T Bag provides a platform for daily acts of resistance. The revolution will not be stepped on!

• Extra Thick & Leak Proof: Durable design ensures no mess, no leaks - perfect for even the toughest clean-ups.
• Generous Size: At 9"x13", large enough to fully cover your hand for easy sanitary cleanup.
• Reliable & Practical: Designed for responsible dog owners who value quality and elevated design. Versatile Use: Ideal for kitchen compost bins, clean-ups, walks in the park, or while traveling, fitting easily into your daily routine and lifestyle.
• Refill your dispenser or gift them to friends.

Instructions on how to fight fascism [direct from the Brand makers]:

1. PULL one of these SH*T Bags away from the roll and tear on the perforated line. Feel the revolution flowing through your veins.
2. COLLECT the waste with these bags made from plant-based materials in a certified fair-trade and BSCI-compliant manufacturing facility committed to ethical production and the highest quality material. The kleptocracy hates this.
3. FEEL a profound sense of accomplishment knowing that you are speaking truth to power and corruption. We are so f*cking proud of you right now.